Which is more mild?

I humbly submit the following question - which is more mild:

Letting "time get away from you" reading about excel formulas online* or chipping your tooth trying to crush a women's One-a-Day multivitamin**?

*and being 31 & not feeling as "sharp" as you once were - also wearing "computer" glasses whilst pouring over said formulas

**the fact that I even take a multivitamin is embarassing; the fact that I can't swallow it whole is horrifying