I'd like to thank Giada di Laurentis for a fabulous show today.
She started the show by recommending her first dish replace all those 'unhealthy' snacks we're all so prone to horking. This peaks my interest, I'm always down to enhance my Biggest Loser viewing experience with an even BETTER snack. Then she proceeds to make fish sticks with mayo dipping sauce. Ok. So, since I'm pretty comfortable with calorie-counting (I know, my physique would suggest I'm totally oblivious), I estimated her 'snack' at about 600 calories per person. For comparison, 600 calories buys you about 12 tostino's pizza rolls (you know who you are).
Then she disses pop. Ok, I'm a recovering pop addict & a well-placed diet coke is still pretty darn close to my heart. Instead of pop, Giada suggests, why not try this. And she makes a belini. GIADA. Of COURSE booze is superior to pop you idiot. She replaces my diet coke (0 calories) with a 200 calorie snazzy cocktail. Well, thank you. The next time I'm standing infront of a vending machine at the airport looking for dinner, your healthful substitute will pop into my mind & I'll head for the bar. Blaming YOU, Giada. Blaming you. [I'm heavily into blame right now btw]
And all this on Biggest Loser day. This is why I'm fat. Well, that & I'm writing this instead of doing P90x.
Gotta go, microwave just dinged. Pizza rolls are done.
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you know that woman doesn't even eat her own food.
go grab yourself a cocktail to go with those pizza rolls.
Skinny hypocrite. Put something on TV that we don't know Giada. Fish sticks, mayo and Bellinis? Earth shattering health news.
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